As we all know, the world is coming to an end, sooner or later. Are you ready?
Preppers are no longer just rednecks living in fly-over country. And they aren’t just Americans. And they aren’t just the destitute waiting for Jesus.
Preppers come in all shapes and sizes these days. And they’ve got all sorts of plans for the Apocalypse. Let’s start at the top.
Some of you may have noticed that bankers and billionaires are now warning the unwashed to take their money out the market, out of banks, and out of the country. Isn’t that sweet? And where is their money going? Well, we might not be getting all the details but some of it is going into their bunkers. But don’t think cement.
Think wine cellars, color coordination, 4K TV screens. Hmmn, I wonder where that signal will be coming from once the SHTF. Outer space, inner space, another dimension? Maybe. I’m not really sure.
Courtesy Survival Condos will go down not up, if you know what I mean. 20 stories underground with 8 foot thick armored doors that can withstand a direct nuclear hit. I think you should probably be seated and strapped in just in case. And should the electricity go out, please don’t try swinging one of these doors open by yourself.
Talking about direct hits, Third World dictators and business professionals are planning to shack up in NYC or Miami or London, so they’re evidently a lot more afraid of a direct hit than they are of a direct nuclear attack. Check out MS13, a homegrown military from El Salvador. See what I mean?
In fact, it seems their main concern is an economic tsunami rather than The Big One. Some have even bought space in an above ground, largely glass structure in London, which I don’t think would be ideal for a direct nuclear hit, but I do love the color scheme, and the bright, airy feel.
And London, once the home of the most billionaires in the world, is now the capital of Pakistan, so tin pot dictators are coming on up and buying in. Europe, too, is falling behind in the number of billionaires per square mile listed in Forbes annually with Angola, Nepal, Swaziland and Vietnam surging to the front. Vietnam?
But back to hunkering down in the bunker. Fresh veggies are grown hydroponically, that means in water without dirt, which means they’re cleaner. Yes, your health is our primary concern. And a virtual LED window simulates the great out of doors.
There are tennis courts, of course. Who wants to miss a match just because of the Apocalypse? Oppidum, Vivos and Survival Condo all feature a swimming pool complete with water fall, palm trees, for the plushy pooch, and a fun slide, for the kids.
And there is no need to worry about a sunburn. What a plus!
Vivos Underground Ark has it all including a DNA bank and a seed bank so no need to worry about bringing in any dirty animals. You can leave them outside this time, except Fluffy, of course.
Work out rooms, climbing walls, full libraries round out some of the features. With marble, polished wood finishes and fine leather upholstery, your not so little underground bunker will soon feel just like home. And if $2 million for a condo is a little out of your price range, this may not be for you.
Mini-theaters and TV rooms will be oh so comfy with massage chairs and hundreds of videos for binge viewing. Oppidium also features a wine cellar with thousands of bottles of wine, enough to get you through five years. No bars down under but above ground, bars and pubs will be open 24/7. See you there.
Billionaire Bunkers to Survive the End of the World
https://www.lovemoney.com/galleries/62489/billionaire-bunkers-to-survive-the-end-of-the-world?page=1
Riding out the Apocalypse
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4332818/Inside-billionaire-bunkers-bought-super-rich.html
The 1% Bug Out Plan
http://www.alternet.org/economy/1-bug-out-plan-why-third-world-billionaires-are-buying-fortresses-london-new-york-and-miami
So what about the rest of us? Don’t give up just because you’re not a billionaire. There are all sorts of great ideas going around.
As mentioned earlier all bars and pubs, for those on the other side of the pond, will be open 24/7 pre-Apocalypse and post, except in those cases where the buildings have been completely demolished.
If you plan to live on the run dodging cops, drones, ghetto mobs and BLM protesters, don’t forget to get a good pair of Nike's. Don’t scrimp! Some of those kids are NBA material and can really tear up the turf. Get real Nike's. This way the CEO can build a better bunker and you can stay ahead of the mob. It works for everybody. That’s the beauty of it!
If you don’t plan to live on the run, or are over the age of sixty, farming might just be your best option. Now if you’re downwind, the soil may be radio-active so be sure to throw your iodine pills in with the seeds you’re planting and then head to the closest bar and wait. Hopefully there will be some beer nuts.
A lot of folks have been making up prepper lists with tents, boots, wool socks, camo, flashlights, hoes and little 2-wheeled hand trucks, and so on and so forth. I did just want to add a few things.
After a nuclear blast, it’s a tad warm, so don’t forget to get a tent-sized air-conditioner. You can haul it in your little hand truck.
Sleeping bags are a must with summer, fall and winter fillers. You can haul them in your little hand truck.
You will also want a sturdy ax for felling trees. Trees will have to be felled before crops can be planted. You can place it on your little hand truck along with your hoe. Simplify, simplify. Neo-lithic is the way to go!
A mini-stove is an absolute must. This goes in your back pack. Only small fires for a very short time are allowed. It’s eat and run time. Don’t forget that heat seeking devices will pick up the heat signature in a heartbeat. Maybe you'll just want to go with Trail Mix and energy bars.
Don’t forget a shovel. Chances are that there will be a lot of dead bodies after the big one. And you can put it on your little hand truck.
What about pain? A decent bottle of wine is tempting but a whole cellar will never fit on your hand truck. Think meds. If you are under 25 or over 65, chances are better than not that you are already heavily medicated so don’t space out and leave them behind. You’re not likely to have an appointment with your shrink for some time.
Now what about post-Apocalyptic racial relations? Let’s be honest, they could be a little tense. If you’ve high-tailed it deep into the forest say somewhere in Arkansas, you may not encounter BLM or Anti-fa but if you do, they will probably have a bus. You may want to offer a pair of Nike’s in exchange for a seat. Also if the farming thing has worked out, you may want to offer some non-GMO corn in exchange for M&Ms, Starbursts, Doritos Nacho Cheese flavored tortilla chips, and some KFC.
Nobody ever said post-apocalyptic living wouldn’t hold some challenges. But those Nikes are gold and don’t forget it! The non-GMO corn, well, maybe not so much.
Good luck and may the force be with you!
Preppers are no longer just rednecks living in fly-over country. And they aren’t just Americans. And they aren’t just the destitute waiting for Jesus.
Preppers come in all shapes and sizes these days. And they’ve got all sorts of plans for the Apocalypse. Let’s start at the top.
Some of you may have noticed that bankers and billionaires are now warning the unwashed to take their money out the market, out of banks, and out of the country. Isn’t that sweet? And where is their money going? Well, we might not be getting all the details but some of it is going into their bunkers. But don’t think cement.
Think wine cellars, color coordination, 4K TV screens. Hmmn, I wonder where that signal will be coming from once the SHTF. Outer space, inner space, another dimension? Maybe. I’m not really sure.
Courtesy Survival Condos will go down not up, if you know what I mean. 20 stories underground with 8 foot thick armored doors that can withstand a direct nuclear hit. I think you should probably be seated and strapped in just in case. And should the electricity go out, please don’t try swinging one of these doors open by yourself.
Talking about direct hits, Third World dictators and business professionals are planning to shack up in NYC or Miami or London, so they’re evidently a lot more afraid of a direct hit than they are of a direct nuclear attack. Check out MS13, a homegrown military from El Salvador. See what I mean?
In fact, it seems their main concern is an economic tsunami rather than The Big One. Some have even bought space in an above ground, largely glass structure in London, which I don’t think would be ideal for a direct nuclear hit, but I do love the color scheme, and the bright, airy feel.
And London, once the home of the most billionaires in the world, is now the capital of Pakistan, so tin pot dictators are coming on up and buying in. Europe, too, is falling behind in the number of billionaires per square mile listed in Forbes annually with Angola, Nepal, Swaziland and Vietnam surging to the front. Vietnam?
But back to hunkering down in the bunker. Fresh veggies are grown hydroponically, that means in water without dirt, which means they’re cleaner. Yes, your health is our primary concern. And a virtual LED window simulates the great out of doors.
There are tennis courts, of course. Who wants to miss a match just because of the Apocalypse? Oppidum, Vivos and Survival Condo all feature a swimming pool complete with water fall, palm trees, for the plushy pooch, and a fun slide, for the kids.
And there is no need to worry about a sunburn. What a plus!
Vivos Underground Ark has it all including a DNA bank and a seed bank so no need to worry about bringing in any dirty animals. You can leave them outside this time, except Fluffy, of course.
Work out rooms, climbing walls, full libraries round out some of the features. With marble, polished wood finishes and fine leather upholstery, your not so little underground bunker will soon feel just like home. And if $2 million for a condo is a little out of your price range, this may not be for you.
Mini-theaters and TV rooms will be oh so comfy with massage chairs and hundreds of videos for binge viewing. Oppidium also features a wine cellar with thousands of bottles of wine, enough to get you through five years. No bars down under but above ground, bars and pubs will be open 24/7. See you there.
Billionaire Bunkers to Survive the End of the World
https://www.lovemoney.com/galleries/62489/billionaire-bunkers-to-survive-the-end-of-the-world?page=1
Riding out the Apocalypse
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4332818/Inside-billionaire-bunkers-bought-super-rich.html
The 1% Bug Out Plan
http://www.alternet.org/economy/1-bug-out-plan-why-third-world-billionaires-are-buying-fortresses-london-new-york-and-miami
So what about the rest of us? Don’t give up just because you’re not a billionaire. There are all sorts of great ideas going around.
As mentioned earlier all bars and pubs, for those on the other side of the pond, will be open 24/7 pre-Apocalypse and post, except in those cases where the buildings have been completely demolished.
If you plan to live on the run dodging cops, drones, ghetto mobs and BLM protesters, don’t forget to get a good pair of Nike's. Don’t scrimp! Some of those kids are NBA material and can really tear up the turf. Get real Nike's. This way the CEO can build a better bunker and you can stay ahead of the mob. It works for everybody. That’s the beauty of it!
If you don’t plan to live on the run, or are over the age of sixty, farming might just be your best option. Now if you’re downwind, the soil may be radio-active so be sure to throw your iodine pills in with the seeds you’re planting and then head to the closest bar and wait. Hopefully there will be some beer nuts.
A lot of folks have been making up prepper lists with tents, boots, wool socks, camo, flashlights, hoes and little 2-wheeled hand trucks, and so on and so forth. I did just want to add a few things.
After a nuclear blast, it’s a tad warm, so don’t forget to get a tent-sized air-conditioner. You can haul it in your little hand truck.
Sleeping bags are a must with summer, fall and winter fillers. You can haul them in your little hand truck.
You will also want a sturdy ax for felling trees. Trees will have to be felled before crops can be planted. You can place it on your little hand truck along with your hoe. Simplify, simplify. Neo-lithic is the way to go!
A mini-stove is an absolute must. This goes in your back pack. Only small fires for a very short time are allowed. It’s eat and run time. Don’t forget that heat seeking devices will pick up the heat signature in a heartbeat. Maybe you'll just want to go with Trail Mix and energy bars.
Don’t forget a shovel. Chances are that there will be a lot of dead bodies after the big one. And you can put it on your little hand truck.
What about pain? A decent bottle of wine is tempting but a whole cellar will never fit on your hand truck. Think meds. If you are under 25 or over 65, chances are better than not that you are already heavily medicated so don’t space out and leave them behind. You’re not likely to have an appointment with your shrink for some time.
Now what about post-Apocalyptic racial relations? Let’s be honest, they could be a little tense. If you’ve high-tailed it deep into the forest say somewhere in Arkansas, you may not encounter BLM or Anti-fa but if you do, they will probably have a bus. You may want to offer a pair of Nike’s in exchange for a seat. Also if the farming thing has worked out, you may want to offer some non-GMO corn in exchange for M&Ms, Starbursts, Doritos Nacho Cheese flavored tortilla chips, and some KFC.
Nobody ever said post-apocalyptic living wouldn’t hold some challenges. But those Nikes are gold and don’t forget it! The non-GMO corn, well, maybe not so much.
Good luck and may the force be with you!
